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Sex

When you stick a sausage in a donut hole and slowly move the sausage in and out of the donut
Bro I got a sausage last night, and fucked the hell out of this nice ass donut. It was the best sex ever.
by Ofbeow April 20, 2017
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Sex

1. Straight sex is when a man injects his penis into the women's Virginia and he slowly/fastly move it in and out of the women's vagina.

2. Gay sex can also be when a man injects his penis into another mans ass hole and they call this anal.

3. Lesbian sex can also be when a women gets a strap on penis/ dildo and injects it into another women's vagina.
Man: i'm horny let's have sex!

Female: give it to me baby

Female: strap that bitch on a put it in me!
Female: oh yes baby

Man: fuck me baby
Man: as u wish 'daddy'
by 13ah.161 January 1, 2017
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Sex

If ur searching up sex there is something wrong with you
Hmm what's sex
by This is my real name November 5, 2019
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Sex

When a dick goes in to a pussy and it feels good
I was in my high school halls when the hottest boy in my class Jacob bumped in to me he what’s up with his friends no one else and bumped into me on purpose because he squeezed my thigh, Then he brought me into an empty classroom and we started to make out it was great. The bell had rung by that time it had been four minutes of French kissing dick squeezing and the same with my boobs. I said we should go to class but he brought me into the boys bathroom I had never been there before. We went into the last stall and the ripped my shirt off and pants I helped him with my bra, and he had no problem with my panties. Then I ripped his shirt off and looked at his 6 pack then came off the pants and then the boxers. I got down on my knees and started sucking his 9in dick first I started with swerlling my tongue around but it quickly got into throating ( good thing it was a handicap stall. Then he started sucking my tits then I was on my hands and knees he but his dick in my pussy and found my clit and oh did it feel good we did that for the whole hour then we left school got a hotel and continued our journey long story short we did that a lot, our daughters wedding is tomorrow

Sex feels good
by ICECREAM IS So GOOD June 1, 2019
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Sex

It's what the person who searched for the word, "sex" ISN'T getting.
"I'm not having sex, so I'm going to search for it on Urban Dictionary"
by aw? May 10, 2009
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no sex

Can we have sex?

No.

Well, can we have no sex?

FUCK YEAH!
by Whoopi Goldberg December 12, 2008
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Sex

Who the HELL do you think you are... Searching up SEX on the Urban Dictionary.

...

But then again...
I'm the one defining it
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Your face when they ask if you want sex.

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by TikkiTakki April 3, 2016
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