Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Secret slug

a woman who is a ball of pent up sexual energy and has trouble going a day with out release

My girl is a secret slug

by Jack1911 June 10, 2018

secret

When Meghan Markle attends some social gathering as Duchess of Sussex and is financially compensated for it.

Meghan Markle attended a secret meeting at the Luminary Bakery and she will be compensated financially by the photographers via the Royal Sussex Foundation.

by marysuzyperla November 7, 2019

Secrets

You just found a secret! +10 points

Secrets are secretive.

by Blank_User June 26, 2022

Victors Secret

Made up version of a male Victoria’s Secret

Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.

Did you see homeboy rocking the pink sweats? Yeah he rockin Victors Secret forreal.

by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016