Rod Rules

Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.

Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?

by LaGarce July 6, 2018

Doing a Dyno/Dyno Rod

When going to the toilet you’re either going for a Dyno(wee) or Dyno Rod (log) Poo. In reference to the drain company Dyno-Rod

Ash has gone to the toilet doing a Dyno/Dyno rod

by Jimbo24 February 28, 2024

Hot rod

Getting your leg peed on in the shower

Teresa loves a warm hot rod in the shower. Was it accidental? Probably not.

Hot rod = peeing on someone's leg, hopefully in the shower

by Rageagainstthemeat September 30, 2020

beef rod

a penis

I want to suck your beef rod

by yuhij December 6, 2021

Rod Rage

An outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to an erect penis.

My boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in my butt

by Rodrage October 13, 2023

D. Rod

D. Rod is the perfect example of meeting the best guy you know without even realizing it. On the outside he may seem shy or nervous, but on the inside he’s one of the funniest people with the biggest heart of any guy you’ve known. D. Rod loves hard so it’s easy for him to get hurt, but he treats his women with the utmost respect and love they deserve. If you ever meet a D. Rod, never let him go because he’s a one of a kind.

Omg guys did you meet D. Rod!! He’s the best.

by Shadykay March 26, 2024

Rod White

To have complete disregard for anyone else; To totally go for self; Selfish; Self Absorbed

1. I'm about to get on some Rod White and take this dudes girl.

2. Can you help me move this weekend?
Nah, I'm Rod White.

Antonym- White Rod

by War Time Consigliere January 25, 2010