double dutch rider

The act of grabbing your penis and having a partner grab his own penis. Then you grab your partners arm with your unoccupied hand and moving it in an up and down motion (jerking him off) while he does the same to you.

That double dutch rider last night was fucking awesome!

by paulie lemonz July 26, 2010

Ride the Rainbow

To "Ride the Rainbow" is simply defined as taking a very low or moderate dose of several goverment banned narcotic drugs with the consumtion of alcohol. The controlled substances along with the alcohol each represent a color of the rainbow and its joyous feeling that comes along with it. In a few and some rare cases those that overdose on the act of "Ride the Rainbow" are coined as the ones that have found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. PLEASE NOTE, to "Ride the Rainbow" the consumption of each drug MUST be on the LOW to MODERATE side at the very best, doing anything more is simply....madness.

Steve: Hey after we finish these beers lets take a couple hits of Chronic.

Jerry: OK, but ONLY if you also take half of this E-Tab with me.

Steve: DEAL, looks like we are going to "Ride the Rainbow" tonight!

by Stevosdoor March 7, 2011

Pale Rider's Wrath

A drink that is guaranteed either a duey, loss of self control, embarassment, alcohol poisoning, and or death. As opposed to regular Jungle Juice served out of a large styrofoam container, this drink too is out of a styrofoam container but will get u twice as destroyed as Jungle Juice. Follow the steps to make a White Russian except switch out the Vodka for Everclear and add cream till taste is smooth. Continue until container is full enough to make a minimum of at least four girls and two guys pass out. Douse entire mixture with Amaretto to taste. Don a Michael Myers mask, Scream mask or some other ghastly mask and mix with large ladle laughing like a maniac daring anyone to drink it at the party. Hilarity ensues

-What the hell is he doing over there?

-I don't know. Why the hell is he laughing like that and wearing that damn Scream mask?

-Emily's going over there.

-He's pourin her a drink. What the hell is that stuff?!

-He said he was making some stupid ass drink called Pale RiiiiiiiiiGod f'ing damn!!!! She just f'ing passed out!!! Go get her!!

(Deranged laughter in background)

( Pale Rider's Wrath strikes again bitch bahahahaha!!!)

-I'm calling the cops.

by slicstaviczta November 12, 2007

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

Funky ride

1. An acid trip usually taken in a cadillac car in which you smoke alot of weed, never taken alone.

2. An awsome Outkast song on Southernplayalisticadillacmuzic

1. You want a couple hits of acid, then we can go for a funky ride in my Cadillac.

2. "Let me take you for a funky ride"

by Suibu March 19, 2010

Rhode Island Shuffle

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.

"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"

by Lauren O'Jea January 25, 2008

Pimp my ride

A television programme which applies the conventions of home decorating programmes to cars. A damaged late model ( though sometimes older) car is rebuilt and fitted with everything from spoliers and bodykits to almost camp touches that are supposed to reflect the owner's personality. These can, more often than not, be seen as tacky, vulgar, tasteless and even unsafe. These touches include panelling over rear windscreens, pick up beds filled with monitors or in car chandeliers, for example.

Criticisms of the show are that it's more style than substance in both its presentation, content and the finished vehicle being campily over the top, having its practicality diminished by reduced luggage space in the trunk. Also, very little (if any) practical instruction is given on how to do something like lower your car's suspension safely or make your own grille insert. Instead it focuses on fancy post-production techniques, shots of the finished car at outrageous camera angles and the owner's reaction to it.
The show has also been criticised for glorifying sexism by implicitly glamourising the sexual exploitation of women and gay men by the use of the word "pimp", making it socially acceptable by changing the meaning to something else. To-wit: rebuilding a car. By extension, it is argued that it perpetuates the stereotype that connects African-Americans with criminality and violence.

"Pimp my ride" is a show that should be called "Camp my Ride" instead, considering what they do to the cars.

by Chris Henniker December 12, 2006