Rice crust

Rice crust is the tiny speck of sperm that gets left inside the urethra just at the tip of your penis after you ejaculate. Over time, it hardens up and blocks the inside of the urethra. As a result, when you go to pee the next morning, you have a pee-splosion as the pressures rips the solidified piece of ejaculate out of your penis leading to a sharp pain.

Yo man, I spiderman-ed the bitch last night! Although, I paid for it the next day with a rice crust in my penis. Karma is a bitch, I say!

by biGGieboo February 24, 2011

rice cracka'

While the term "cracka'" (or "cracker") is used to describe someone who is "white trash," RICE CRACKA' is its Asian counterpart, a.k.a., "yellow trash."

My dad is a RICE CRACKA'. When I was growing up, he'd sit around in his wife beater and boxers, drinking cans of Bud, yelling obscenities and blaming the white man for his troubles...

by MoGyver December 16, 2011

rice cakes

that one food that you can eat all the time

"damn ella you still eating rice cakes?

by Daddario March 14, 2018

rice-ist

One who automatically refers to all Japanese cars as a "ricer". Also, one who has a hatred for any car that has been modified unless it is a Chevy or Ford.

Billy Bob Buttfuck over there called my 300zx a ricer because I put rims on it. At least I didn't jack it up like his F150 shit wagon. Fuckin' rice-ist.

by dosxfx September 25, 2015

rice paddy

Term for a subset of asians in america who feel their stereotyped racial heritage and/or educational background automatically ranks them ahead of all other races and schools, especially regarding math and science. In actuality, they have a humble family history of rice farming, which is exactly what they would be doing if their family didn't escape their home country hidden on a shipping freighter. Their misplaced belief in possessing amazing math and science skills is only in comparison to rice farmers, at which point even an uneaten dog would be equally skillful. Their farming heritage also partially explains why they are so bad at driving, as cars do not exist on a rice paddy.

This blend of false fortitude and past bitterness breeds a passive-aggressive behavior which results in an uncanny ability to not see anything while driving, as they think their superiour math and science skills somehow equates superior technical driving ability. Actually, their educational smugness produces delusions of all superior technical abilities (especially in the workplace), leading to the rightful retaliation by racial prejudice from the white driving man.

Example 1

Police officer: Tell me how this 50 car pileup accident happened.
Witness 1: A white honda, I think, just swooped across all 8 lanes of freeway traffic without even using a blinker.
Officer: White honda? Do you remember the plate number, or a description of the driver?
Witness 2: Oh yeah, the plate said "IRUVDOG" and the driver was a shortish, dark-haired woman... with slanty eyes...
Officer: Oh, a rice paddy?
Witnesses (together): YEAH

Example 2

Asian person: Herro.
White driving man: Fucking rice paddy.

by Jergen banker July 20, 2009

brown rice

a girls pussy or a girls vagina

i like her brown rice, it tastes nice

by tiara brothers January 4, 2006

rice burner

Any POS Japanese import. Built to go straight to the crusher; do not pass go; do not collect $200.00; unless someone added NOS; then keep the bottle; fill bottle, knock neck off of bottle; watch bottle go faster than rice-burner ever will/did.

Hey Maybell! How come that import car dealership is so close to that scrap yard?

by Dodge Boy November 27, 2003