Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Put the candle back!

Used in the movie Young Frankenstein when Dr. Frankenstein uncovers a secret passage by removing a candle, and then shouts this to the woman holding the candle.

Frankenstein: "Hand me that candle there, will you?"
Assistant: *hands candle*
Frankenstein:"What is th-WOAH"
Assistant: Are you okay Doctor?
Frankenstein: "PUT THE CANDLE BACK!"

by Latke Boi March 30, 2017

Put my foot in it

an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and usually results in embarassment; Like puting your foot in dog doo.

I didn't mean that the way you took it. Geesh I really put my foot in it.

by LeenaLu September 8, 2006

put to the sword

To shag, fuck, bang.

I'm out on the pull tonight. Some girl's gonna be put to the sword.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

i want someone to put a bullet through my head

i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself

Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol

by bunny_adipshit November 19, 2021

Put Him In a Body Bag

A phrase often yelled out at UFC events when the crowd goes silent and Joe Rogan is made a fool of.

Put him in a body bag.... shut up joe, get back to work

by Gauthier08 March 22, 2009

put 20 on 10

In addition to, similar to 10 on 20 : to add fuel to the fire

And to put 20 on 10 their Twitter was hacked but the controversial post was on Instagram.

by KyfromATX December 15, 2019