Professional ranter

A person who rants about something professionally.

The Nerd character from the James Rolfe's AVGN webseries is a good example of a professional ranter

by Ryan900USAYT February 5, 2023

Professionally Obnoxious

This term is used when a person is just obnoxious enough to still be acceptable in a professional environment.

Rick got so much done. He is professionally Obnoxious but remains professionally acceptable. He did get a lot done though.

by Rick-Emperor February 9, 2023

profesora

Te mira que flipas en la cafetería. Guapísima. Va siempre (o casi siempre) con su amigo GAY. Muy importante este detalle. Es super guapa. Pero muy guapa. Cuando le abres la puerta, te da las gracias y te sonríe. Te sonríe porque le gustas. Le gustas tú, no su amigo gay. Tú = Edu.

*Edu le sujeta la puerta*
profesora: *sonríe sincera y seductivamente* gracias *enamorada instantáneamente*
Edu: hechísima

*En la cafetería*
Chiara: oye quién es esa que te mira que flipas?
Edu: es la profesora

by thatswhatshesaidfactous March 10, 2023

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Professor Kkat

N. An internet personality and profile consisting of a humanoid white cat with blue eyes in a lab coat.

Random Discord user: Oh yeah, that CHEESE server was made by Professor Kkat.
Other User: What's so great about cheese anyway?
Professor Kkat: ANY SANE PERSON LIKES CHEESE!!!

by Professor Kkat August 3, 2023

Professional

1st using a fake personality so as to manipulate clients into liking you and gain more return clients.
2nd a street prostitute (per Merriam Webster)

See also "telephone perfessionalism" or the use of baby talk without the tone.

Servant: Let's keep it professional
Client: when I want a BJ ill let you know but outside of work I am not otherwise inclined to be fake.

by WGstyles August 16, 2023