poopy poon

A vagina that is covered in poop. Enjoyable for sex because it is pre-lubricated and squishy.

Ryan loves poopy poon.

by LuckyDucky November 14, 2006

poon swooner

A dude that be all up wit the ladies but he just "hanging out" usually homosexual.

"Hey wanna smoke a bleezy on saturday?". "i'm chillin wit bessy."<------- what a poon swooner

by Nigguhzgetinblazted December 13, 2008

poon spooning

when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin sex.

d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?

by sexesful spooning May 7, 2012

poon berries

penis, the male genitalia, or the male happy place

some guy- " wanna see my poon berries!"
some girl- "no thank you..."

by molly kay April 27, 2006

Poon slayer

Somebody who has sex with many women

Did you hear about garfunkle?
Yeah hes a poon slayer

by Wiseome March 31, 2016

Poon Dawg

Friend, compadrae, see also dog.

Poon Dawgs for life!

by J Boogey September 1, 2006

Poon Salad

A womans vagin that is infected with some sort of discoloring disease such as gangreen.

Damn, I hope you didnt fuck that bitch, you know she got a nasty case of poon salad

by doctor salad February 5, 2010