Pielosoof

Pielosoof is afrikaans for a philosopher, but the kind of philosopher who gets ideas while playing with his 'piel', i.e. masturbating the whole day. Some of these kinds of philosophers may come across as intelligent at first, because they sometimes quote other philosophers. However, if you listen to them long enough you will realize that the person thinks like a dickbrain. They also tend to keep talking without getting to a point or conclusion. Typically, they think their ideas will solve all the problems in the world, but in reality it will never work.

Daardie Pielosoof het sy kak idee gekry terwyl sy een hand in sy hol was en sy ander hand op sy piel.

by Balsak August 18, 2014

Pineligon

The religion of pineapples

I will die for the spirt of the pineligon

by Infinity Bleh March 11, 2015

Pipeline Bling

"Pipeline bling" when a mans dick is clearly showing through his pants/joggers clearly defying the shape. You can't help but look & stare.

"Check out that guys pipeline bling, he's packing!"

by Brookelynncrooks June 19, 2016

Pixen

A wet kiss that barks, has a happy tail and smells like chocolate behind the ears.

"Life before Pixen was so boring"

by Swedish_dachshunds January 25, 2017

pielap

A fly without wings.

The flie is not flying. He has no wings, it's a pielap.

by kevain July 31, 2017

pipeless fellow

A person particularly of a male not having a penis to discharge fluid like a male should have. Or spine less person in other sense neither male or female

That person is a pipeless fellow

by Shekipedia October 6, 2017

pixules

A year 10 who can’t pass English

I have pixules on my monitor

by Yourboi123 May 15, 2018