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Pielosoof
Pielosoof is afrikaans for a philosopher, but the kind of philosopher who gets ideas while playing with his 'piel', i.e. masturbating the whole day. Some of these kinds of philosophers may come across as intelligent at first, because they sometimes quote other philosophers. However, if you listen to them long enough you will realize that the person thinks like a dickbrain. They also tend to keep talking without getting to a point or conclusion. Typically, they think their ideas will solve all the problems in the world, but in reality it will never work.