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piss and broken dreams 

A first-class, lifelong loser, especially a loser toward which one might feel some sympathy, but to whom failure clings inescapably and is best avoided, lest they drag you down with them.

Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.
B: Who was that guy you were talking to?
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
piss and broken dreams by Ghel April 19, 2008
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piss fag 

When there are at least 3 urinals in a mens room and a guy comes in and uses the urinal next to you instead of leaving an empty stall in between.
(Ryan)Hey Jim, did you notice Scott always stands next to you when your taking a piss. (Ryan) yeah Jim, I thing Scott's a piss fag.
piss fag by jime15108 February 22, 2010
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Piss Protest 

The act of urinating on something to show your displeasure, usually at a building.
Alex and Max had a piss protest at the Methodist Church because they're badman atheist muthafuckas.
Look at those snot nose brats splashing around in the Piss pond!

piss shower 

Where you stradle a girl or boy and piss on them.
Taco wouldn't shut up so I gave him a piss shower.
piss shower by Seth Myers April 29, 2006

piss flaps

your cunt lips man, what did you think?
My piss flaps were extra cheesy this month time for some vagisil

piss like a pregnant woman

Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.
"Guys i drank three bottles of water and now i gotta piss like a pregnant woman, i'll be back."