Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

by G009 June 1, 2016

Disappearing Penguin

When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.

Girl: He pulled the disappearing penguin on me last night!

Girl2: Well i guess your pretty ugly....

by Yuekaday April 11, 2011

taylor penguins

the penguin of the night that everyone hates and loves

I hate Taylor Penguins, but damn she's hilarious

by heh ehhe December 31, 2012

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself

If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack

by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018

PENGUIN

A person who has a complete lack of intelegence whatsoever even to the point of being actually inept

"Ross, is a penguin."

by Yourcreepyuncle January 12, 2020

club penguin

It's a game that shut down since April 1, 2017. In the game, you can chat with friends. It's published by disney interactive & developed by lance priebe, aka rocket snail games. many of the flash assets can still be found on various websites, such as web.archive.org & icer.ink .

Jim wants to play Club Penguin with his evil twin.
Jim: wanna play club penguin with me??
Jim's Evil Brother Clone: YESS THIS IS AWESOM? PANGUON???

by JadenTheMoose June 8, 2021