pashishi

A homemade hookah that Kumar made out of rubber tubes, a apple, and a mountain dew two liter bottle. Stands for piece of shit>

Lets smoke pashishi after school in your jeep.

by Kumar Balmes December 27, 2007

passworditis

The inability to remember a password for a specific account or login due to having so many different passwords for so many different things.

Girl 1: Are you having trouble logging into your email, there?
Girl 2: Yeah,(sighs) I have passworditis! It keeps saying I have the wrong username/password combination! Goddamn!

by xxxara January 11, 2009

Passive Abduction

The use of influence, guilt trips and essentially any other spoken or emotional trigger to get a person to a location they would otherwise not voluntarily go to.

I used a bit of passive abduction to get Fred to my meeting.

by KerrBox July 29, 2009

pass out pad

A rental apartment that a married man or just a man in his 30's rents just to "passout" at or to bang younger women at. Pass out pads usually have the bare essentials; including a bed and sometimes condoms. But, usually not!

The place is never clean; yet is never dirty. And it is always within walking distance of bars and clubs.

Women usually have to bring their own toilet paper if they want to spend the night there. If you don't, I suggest taking a few cocktail napkins from the bar before you leave.

If you get hungry in the morning, you can forget about breakfast. His fridge wont even be plugged in. So, just make your way to Starbucks and forget that this guy ever existed!

Guy at bar: Want to come see my pass out pad?

You; drunk at bar: Okay

by cityguychicago November 30, 2009

Passé composé

Hard to understand crap that your French teacher makes you do. It generally involves use of the verb Avoir or Être

Dude, I don't understand how to Passé composé this stuff. Lemme copy off your homework

by starcraft noob May 29, 2011

pastbook

Pastbook(ing) is a forming of Internet Trolling where you go through someones Facebook feed and like and comment on a bunch of old embarrassing stuff. This games the Facebook algorithm, surfacing this content on the newsfeed of the target's friend humiliating them.

New Facebook Comment on a 2 year old post that was optimistic about something that really didn't pan out.

S - "Remember when this was a thing? #PASTBOOKED"
A - "NO NO NO"
F - "LITERALLY... my entire feed is you A."
A - " *throws myself in front of a train*"
S "Hahahah"
F - "Looks like a classic case of pastbooking"

by chubchubfg January 17, 2014

passive askgressive

adj. A type of behavior described by a person stating out loud something that they clearly want, but then refusing to accept any offer for it to happen.

John: "I want to get some ice cream but I don't want to go outside again."
Bob: "I'll get it for you, I don't mind."
John: "No, you don't have to do that."
Bob: "Do you want it, because I don't mind going to buy some if you want it."
John: "Well, I doooo want it, but... you don't have to..."
Bob: "Dude if you want it, I don't mind getting it! Stop being so passive askgressive!"

by Anna Zeus March 8, 2014