Road Waffle

A sexual act involving three or more people with less than 20 teeth in total tied to the hood of a 2003 Toyota Camery, being anally penetrated with frozen waffles.
Lets drop acid, and road waffle each other
by Ddoggydog March 09, 2016
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Golden road.

When you blow a load on a chicks ass then she shits and pisses it out on your chest.
I’m gonna take this chick for a ride down the golden road.
by Haulinballs June 13, 2019
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road law

A police officer who excells at use of the multiple chapters of motor vehicle law in an attempt to keep the motoring public alive and safe.

Also known as A25
Check out that guy, that's road law right there.
by Ali T April 09, 2003
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hills road

Warlord Central. This is where students/negros can come to commit to the buddha faith/die. It is a non educational learning facility, with some of the shittest teachers ever. They just tell you that you are a retard if you do something like eq the guitar, eg baz.
Hills Road is the fucking shittest place on earth, its full of bints and fucking coons.
by Hitlers Missing Testicle January 10, 2018
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On the Road Mode

You might be moded this way if you are on a road trip with one or several close companions, especially if the road trip is totally aimless, the destinations improvisational and spontaneous, and you have no solid long-term plans for the future whatsoever; helps too if you are a messed up poet or author and you are going around the country to stay at the homes of other messed up poets and authors. (Especially potent if you are driving from a long distance to Texas, New Orleans, or San Francisco).
Went On the Road Mode last month. Went up to San Francisco and crashed in Daly City with my big sis. She's a painter. We arrived at midnight, and had a coffee with her once we got in before going to bed at around 5am. Next day we took a bunch of LSD and wandered around the Beat Museum over on Telegraph Hill. Then we crashed with some UC Berkeley friends on Telegraph Ave, where we did some benzedrine before going to bed at around 5am.

Friends and I just drove up to Buffalo randomly for the weekend to see our friends at SUNY Buffalo. Wasn't that much of a road trip but since we went for no reason and were eating at rest stops and stuff it was On the Road Mode a couple times.
by writerslifetips April 19, 2021
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Rocky Road

When a guy mistakes her asshole for her vagina
WILL!!!! THATS MY ASSHOLE, I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU'RE ROCKY ROADING ME.
by Pfoles August 23, 2020
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Road Clot

When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.
I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.
by Simi Halu September 09, 2009
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