When the boy sticks his chin up her ass while she sucks him off and they both try to sing the intro to American Dad.
by fartheadpeebutt October 19, 2019
Get the American Dadmug. A man who strives for greatness in all duties pertaining to being a dad. He works hard to provide for his family financially, helps out with household chores even after working all day, plays with the kids, and is attentive to the needs of his family. He is willing to make sacrifices so that his family can have a better life in the future. He owns being a dad. He owns being a boss about it. He is committed to becoming better every day for himself and for his family.
His wife called him a total dad boss after he successfully managed to make dinner, get the kids to bed, rub her feet, and then find time for himself to finish up some work.
by Dad Boss June 8, 2017
Get the dad bossmug. A so called man who is always making promises of when they'll come spend time with their child but never shows up even though they live 15 minutes away. Always has lame excuses to why they Never spend time with their child And only gives the bare minimum amount of financial help. Even though they know they can do more but choose to Leave everything to the mother.
Mom: When are you gonna spend time with ur son?
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.
Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.
........Never shows up, has new excuses.
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.
Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.
........Never shows up, has new excuses.
by Sickandtiredoftheselamedudes June 10, 2018
Get the Deadbeat Dadmug. 
3 or more men ejaculate into a bowl. The semen is then whisked up and poured into a lube bottle and said lube bottle is used on an unsuspecting victim. The loser is who ends up being the father.
Mike, Steve and James came over last night and played dad roulette with Jennifer from down the road.
by Rufluz April 6, 2016
Get the dad roulettemug. by mrmanbot July 12, 2021
Get the Cams Dadmug. by Lenkesh May 3, 2018
Get the mexican dadmug.