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"Hey dude look at this word i just found on Urban Dictionary by clicking The Urban Dictionary Random Button!"

Dude: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!"
by NuclearLlama March 5, 2015
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not in my dictionary

Guy: No
Girl: sorry that's not in my dictionary
by kandikainjain April 2, 2017
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A definition that's extremely ironic because it not only is defining what urban dictionary is, but usually doing so in a fucked up fashion. But those are usually the good ones.

Most definitions for urban dictionary in urban dictionary define this platform as a "great idea but overrun by losers who constantly complain about their own personal problems or political issues"

The people who make these definitions fail to realize that they too are just complaining about something they have a Problem with.
Person 1: oh hey man! You been on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no, I'm not a loser.
Person 1: oh, yeah that's right.
Person 1 well anyways, don't you just hate when people use this platform to vent about things that bother them? It's SOOOOOOO annoying.
Person 2: oh Jesus. Don't be one of those people who define urban dictionary
by A large metal plate October 1, 2017
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Note to Urban dictionary users

Please. Stop putting in random definitions... We don't need BATIM hate, more names or a literary version of Pornhub.
This note is very true and there is good reason your definitions aren't getting through. This is my Note to Urban Dictionary users.
by SkeletonGuy November 13, 2018
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My-ban Dictionary User

Attention-seeking Urban Dictionary users who opt to write about their own experiences/inside jokes in the first person rather than provide definitions one typically expects a dictionary to have.
My-ban Dictionary Users will probably get butthurt by this entry
by whoreboys March 24, 2020
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Rejected On Urban Dictionary

Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.

2 weeks later

Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.

He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.
by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020
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Dates on urban dictionary

When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.
Example of Dates on urban dictionary

People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
by BigSmoke40 November 30, 2020
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