Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023
Get the Midnight handwashing mug.When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024
Get the Midnight 15 mug.A noun used to describe a complete experience and effect of using acid (LSD, a powerful hallucinogenic drug), or any other powerful hallucinogenic drug in the middle of the night.
by K Supreme June 5, 2018
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Homie: yo parker did you give her a midnigh toothbrush
Parker: yeah her teeth were looking real white afterwards
Homie: nice bro
Rachel: Becca I got the best midnight toothbrush last night
Becca: you lucky bitch
Parker: yeah her teeth were looking real white afterwards
Homie: nice bro
Rachel: Becca I got the best midnight toothbrush last night
Becca: you lucky bitch
by tittykittykat May 20, 2017
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by Journey2101 September 11, 2021
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Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"
Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"
by Amans Vinum June 20, 2017
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