mexican cereal

Corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.

When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!

by Mark Shackelford August 6, 2007

firey Mexican

Pre sexual intercourse, tabasco sauce and itching powder is put inside the condom which is then rolled on.
Hot itching sex follows!

"Stud muffin! i've got something to spice up our sex life, lets try a firey Mexican "

by Chambers C2 January 16, 2008

Mexican Election

who controls the computer system wins election.

Yo dude, U never know the winner! mexican election hombre pulls plug...
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

mexican marbles

Small, hard, round, turds,

Appearance is similar to poo colored marbles.
Used in thirdworld countries such as mexico in lieu of expensive glass marbles.

Ouch That Carne asada burrito gave me a serious case of the Mexican Marbles.

You think little Jimmy wants my Mexican Marbles for Christmas.

by marble_player December 4, 2010

mexican vacation

The sexual act of funneling ants into the butt

I blind folded my girlfriend and gave her a Mexican vacation. We are no longer together.

by Blorpman69 July 15, 2016

Mexican Sendoff

A sexual act in which you take a juicy pepper while doing a girl doggy-style and then quickly sqeeze pepper on yourself and stick it back in. Then yell " AYAYAYAYAYAYYA"! The sensation is amazing, after this, you must get off, then send her on her way.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a mexican sendoff last night, she wouldn't stop crying....

by plays4u June 21, 2010

Mexican Blueprint

When someone is doing a job and they forget how it goes back together so they look at another one to see what it's supposed to look like when it's done.

He was putting the brakes back together on his car and he had to look at the mexican blueprint on the other side to see how it goes.

by flashotter October 2, 2011