mexican cereal

Corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.

When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!

by Mark Shackelford August 6, 2007

Mexican Election

who controls the computer system wins election.

Yo dude, U never know the winner! mexican election hombre pulls plug...
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

firey Mexican

Pre sexual intercourse, tabasco sauce and itching powder is put inside the condom which is then rolled on.
Hot itching sex follows!

"Stud muffin! i've got something to spice up our sex life, lets try a firey Mexican "

by Chambers C2 January 16, 2008

Mexican Rugburn

A sexual act involving a very large woman. A "mexican rugburn" is performed by having the fat chick get naked (perferrably after foreplay so she is wet and sweaty) and then having her spread her cheeks, sit on your face, and rub her butt back and forth very rapidly. When done, you will have a rugburn on your face from her butt pubes and you will be brown like a Mexican cause of the dinkelberries.

Some fat cow gave me a Mexican Rugburn, I still can't smell anything but feces and wet fish

by domo-oragato March 9, 2011

mexican marbles

Small, hard, round, turds,

Appearance is similar to poo colored marbles.
Used in thirdworld countries such as mexico in lieu of expensive glass marbles.

Ouch That Carne asada burrito gave me a serious case of the Mexican Marbles.

You think little Jimmy wants my Mexican Marbles for Christmas.

by marble_player December 4, 2010

Mexican Blueprint

When someone is doing a job and they forget how it goes back together so they look at another one to see what it's supposed to look like when it's done.

He was putting the brakes back together on his car and he had to look at the mexican blueprint on the other side to see how it goes.

by flashotter October 2, 2011

mexican vacation

The sexual act of funneling ants into the butt

I blind folded my girlfriend and gave her a Mexican vacation. We are no longer together.

by Blorpman69 July 15, 2016