James Edward Mathis Jr.

A bad-ass saxophonist who can swing with the best of them

I wish i could play sax like James Edward Mathis Jr.

by dunkitjr January 14, 2010

The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023

Machitini

Kick butt Martini type alcoholic beverage that kicks your butt at "MACH 1" speed - I am talking yesterday!

Those two Machitini's I had last night did more than kick my butt....they lit it up! I got hammered!!

by sassielass July 21, 2009

Machinify

-To attribute machine-like qualities to objects, ideas, etc. (similar to "personify", only "machinify" is attributing machine-like attributes rather than human attributes). Often used as an alternative way of thinking, to better understand a subject or idea.

-To view objects or ideas as having properties synonymous to machines.

-To understand the structure and behavior of living organisms as being parallel to that of an intricate, working machine.

She would often machinify things she saw in nature, to understand their elaborate natural engineering.

by Synthestruct March 19, 2011

Machisme

Chicago area Chicano slang. Roughly translated into English, it means "locker room talk." It's a combination of "machismo" which means "a strong or exaggerated sense of masculinity" and "chisme" which means "gossip."

It can also mean "male bonding."

I overheard some machisme about ole girl yesterday. She's a real freak!!

Let's meet up this weekend for a few beers and some "machisme."

by Bizy Boy 21st & Oakkley October 25, 2011

machinesplain

A variant of mansplain, where the explainer is not a man, but a computer. The interaction is similar in that the computer attempts to rather explain in simple terms, assuming the human is not bright enough to understand the deep machine-learning and algorithmic complexities involved.

I went over the data dump from the overnight job, but it's all just machinesplaining the obvious stuff, nothing enlightening.

by gravitymonkey December 21, 2014

Machine Stalker Kelly

someone that stands next to your machine at the gym impatiently like a dumb crap

Can you stop Machine Stalker Kelly my 14 year old daughter

by KJ RIDER January 24, 2019