Swamp Logging

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.

We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.

by the real dansouthern April 11, 2011

lagging it down

To piss it down with rain

Good lord, look at the weather, it's lagging it down rotten

by Joey February 15, 2005

Logic

A nerd slang term referring to thought process one uses to reach a conclusion.

Guy 1. "2+2=fish"

Guy 2. "What the...? What kind of logic are you using??"

by GutenTagFaust September 8, 2010

ninja logger

A ninja logger is a term common to online games and MMORPGs. The ninja logger is someone who says goodbye or goodnight, but then logs off too quickly for their friends to respond.

{Meatshield}: Goodnight everyone!
{Meatshield has left the channel}
{MasterBlaster}: Goodnight!
{MasterBlaster}: Damn ninja logger...

by Ozzwepay December 9, 2008

extreme logging

When you are trying to defecate a rather large stool which is much to big for your anus.

Often includes a lot of straining and groaning. In some cases sweating occurs and can be very painful

I was on the toilet for several hours engaging in extreme logging

by frankthetank1984 July 12, 2010

Logged-out

Being really fucked up on xanax, ativan or any other benzodiazepine drug usually not being able to remember what happened.

I ate two bars (xanax) last night and got so Logged-out I cant remember anything!

by Itvan Humperdink February 2, 2009

Logical Reasoning

Something to use in a argument that guarantees you win

Tiffiny: A Burger can't be rolled.

Tom: Yes it can, I used Urban Dictionary as my logical reasoning. I win this argument

Tiffany: You win

by Imtiredofthisclass January 2, 2020