lady friend

Commonly used term by men fearful of commitment to refer to the woman that they have been dating. This term is usually used to indicate that while he has no intention of being involved in a committed relationship with said woman she is off limits to all other men.
WARNING: If you are referred to as a said "lady friend", do not ever make the mistake of referring to yourself as "girlfriend" or hooking up with another guy in front of the man that considers you his "lady friend" as you will no longer be referred to as "lady friend", but instead as "slut", "hoe", "skank", etc.

No, she's not my girlfriend. She's just my lady friend.

by Lady Friend September 21, 2008

Lady Front Whiff

The enticing or grotesque aroma expelled from the vagina of a woman.

1) 'Dear diary, the girl I adore has the most amazing lady front whiff I've ever had the privilege of breathing into my nasal cavities.'

2) "Looks can be deceiving bro I'm tellin' ya," He said with the screwed up face of an orange pumpkin.
"That chick from the pub last night had the tits and ass that measured to 'phi', but I soon found out when I took her home that she had the worst lady front whiff I've ever gagged on."
They BOTH spewed! :D

by Aaron Gibbs September 11, 2007

dog lady

A lady in the Orange Park Country Club that looks like a mana with a huge ass dog that gets her computer guy to come over while her husband is away so that she can get free sex.

The dog lady called me over to fix her pc and there was nothing wrong with it.

by John Cash August 17, 2004

Brookline is My Lady

Regional catch phrase/slang from a few years back based on the title of this video that aired on Brookline public access in Massachusetts. Used differently by where a person believed they stood on the socio-economic ladder of the town.

Do I have more than one female? I've got women up and down Beacon. Hell, Brookline is my lady.

by Larry Culdish April 21, 2004

velvet dress lady

A term made by a group of suburban kids in Seattle meaning something that is unfavorable, annoying, unpleasant, or bad in a way that is stupid and non-sensical. Also used to describe something or someone ugly, stupid, gross, or unfashionable.

#1 Jeff: I don't like being talked to like that. Change your tone.
Charlie: Don't be so velvet dress lady, I was just asking for a pencil.

#2 God, her dress fits all wrong, it's so velvet dress lady.

by GrandBezard September 27, 2006

cat-lady

Woman obsessive of her hundred of cat "children." Can be seen feeding at park feeding ducks and tripping children with her walker.

"Damn, you see that crazy old cat-lady feeding the ducks alka seltzer?"

"Yeah, she's so cool.."

by annie December 27, 2003

cat lady

an old woman who lives alone with multiple cats and smells of cat urine. the cats' names will often be similar to "FooFoo" or "Mr. Snookums"

"Lets go steal a cat from the cat lady and lynch it"

"Mr. Snookums would you like some tea with that crumpet?"

by Jessuppp September 22, 2005