Knob

noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.

Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?

by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025

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Get the Knobmug.

Knob slobbin

When you're getting a really sloppy blowjob and they get lots of spit on it.

Friend 1: bro I need to get some good head

Friend 2: bro I agree. I want some good knob slobbin

by No I'm dirty Dan, no I am April 18, 2020

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Get the Knob slobbinmug.

apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices

Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.

by ginandjuice101 February 5, 2021

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Get the apple knobmug.

Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

by Knob Lag August 14, 2012

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