Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash
Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit
by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020
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Josh Car Keys

A boy who makes mistakes all the time

Don't meet up with him he might ask you out then dump u over text jsyk
by Never Forget January 04, 2018
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Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.
I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.
by TUgirl18 November 07, 2010
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4-Key Beatmania

A term used for DDR simulators played on the keyboard, since many songs for DDR simulators have become as hard as Beatmania songs.
by dj gs68 May 10, 2003
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The Car Keys Defense

AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."

"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
by mrgreyho November 03, 2021
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Team Beta Keys

A group of cool homeslices that like to invade.
Person 1:Team Beta Keys pwn your website!!
Web Owner:yeah I know
by jess1ca01 August 23, 2006
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SHUT THAT KEY UP

Something you shout when someone is being extremly loud in opening a door.
Person 1: WILL YOU SHUT THAT KEY UP?
Person 2: Sorry, its a new lock!
by DaneCookTheCheater January 27, 2009
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