Kelly "blue_berryhead"

A strange person. A person who is a extremely big fan of the linumination series "despicable me" a woman liker and a hooker a straight up hooker a fucking prostitute

"hey have you ever met my cousin Kelly? She's my cousin and I think you know her" "the gay hooker?" "Yeah her!" "I didn't know Kelly "blue_berryhead" was like that

by The REAL wiki March 31, 2022

Kellsey

Kellsey is literally one of the most amazing exciting people you will literally ever meet she is pretty on the outside and inside. She has the biggest heart and she is kind and sincere. She is ALWAYS and will be always a natural flirt depending on who’s she talking to she is a great lover to her partners and she is the most wild and exciting thing to spawn on this earth. You will never be bored when with her. SHE IS ALSO SO FKING HOT, PRETTY AND HAS HER SEXY MOMENTS.

Jamaul: You know that Kellsey girl?
Francisco: yeah she’s really cool why
Jamaul: She’s really pretty and she just seems like a nice person I want to get to know her more
Francisco: just talk to her she’s good with people

by goldenrdtrieverboys December 9, 2022

kellek

The word Kellek describes a person who is showing weird behavior like a weirdo.

But it can also be used to describe a bad situation.

Yo have you seen that weird acting guy? He is a kellek.
Person 1: my girlfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: ohh kellek.

by HHGenO March 2, 2023

Hellen Kellered

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014

Swellen Keller

A gym rat or other fitness enthusiast that has no concept of gym etiquette or personal space, so they clearly must be blind and deaf, like Helen Keller. Often seen re-racking weights wrong or not at all, crowding the racks or benches, and curling in a squat rack.

Swellen Keller over there put the 25's behind the 45's, then put four 10's in front of those!

by Cjraburn February 18, 2015

Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015