When a person of the Christian faith takes a rational approach to a topic of discussion, and then reveals that their true intention was to bring Jesus in the back door of the conversation without anyone noticing until it's too late.
Tom pre-wrapped Jesus in a robe of logic before stepping forward and entering the conversation with Sammy and Mandy, look at all these facts Tom exclaimed peeling back the layers, Sammy and Mandy reviled in Tom's logic and drank in the refreshing ideas he had. Then as quick as a fiddle Tom unveiled his true intentions, bringing Jesus into the conversation! "Ahh your a damn Jesus Smuggler!" Sammy exclaimed, Mandy shook her head, she didn't like Jesus Smuggling. But it was too late and the damage was done, they had listened to his reasoning and the seed was sown in their mind.
by Tybaltdavies July 21, 2019
Get the Jesus Smugglingmug. 1) Technique used by popular Christian bands to 'sneak' Jesus or religious themes into their music.
2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.
2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.
by Sarah, Liz, Mike January 3, 2006
Get the Sneaky Jesusmug. The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.
He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 28, 2006
Get the The Redneck Jesusmug. A phrase used in Shooter type games that involve Grenades.
Usually a randomly thrown Grenade that seems to come out of nowhere and kill you.
Upon watching the "Killcam" you discover the Grenade bounced off 4 different walls before finally detonating directly where you are.
Sometimes followed by a "Rage Quit".
Usually a randomly thrown Grenade that seems to come out of nowhere and kill you.
Upon watching the "Killcam" you discover the Grenade bounced off 4 different walls before finally detonating directly where you are.
Sometimes followed by a "Rage Quit".
BLaacKeN: Watch this nade spot FTW. I bet i get a double.
*throws nade*
*nade kills trevasco on the other side of the map*
trevasco: Wow where the fuck did that shit come from?!
*watches killcam*
trevasco: Yeah i WOULD get hit with a Jesus Nade.
Thanks alot Infinity Ward. Way to fuck up.
"trevasco left the game"
*throws nade*
*nade kills trevasco on the other side of the map*
trevasco: Wow where the fuck did that shit come from?!
*watches killcam*
trevasco: Yeah i WOULD get hit with a Jesus Nade.
Thanks alot Infinity Ward. Way to fuck up.
"trevasco left the game"
by BLaacKeN March 9, 2010
Get the Jesus Nademug. Jesus is everything in my life
by tysan ibraTyson ibrahim cha December 31, 2017
Get the Jesusmug. Super Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.
by fritzicles March 8, 2007
Get the super jesusmug.