Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.

That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking

by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010

Crackie Jackie

famous crackhead from Duarte
gets no dick
incest with her cousins
GIVES NO FUCKS

if you need that good shit, crackie jackie got you!

by WholeLottaGangShit123 November 29, 2017

ms.Jackie

The sweetest lady you'd ever meet! She's the type of Lady who would bake cookies and sew prom dresses. Most people wouldn't take the chance to talk to her but if you do, you'd find out she's the bomb! ❤👌

Person 1: is that Ms.Jackie over there?
Person2 : No, that's Kim Kardashian!

by MaxAlgas69 May 14, 2018

cash-jacking

Typically done when you need cash and you want to jack it. Someone willingly offers that cash.

Man, I'm so worn out from cash-jacking. Is that some cash? I think it's about time to start jacking it.

by jtrthehax July 12, 2019

A Jackie Kennedy

A sexual position in a threesome (consisting of 2 men and a woman or another man) where two men place their erect penises together head to head while the woman fingerblasts herself while jerking the men off from ballsack to ballsack in a continuous motion.

Wow. I can't wait to see Jackie one hand jerk them gay dudes off aka perform A Jackie Kennedy.

by MobyLastdick July 23, 2020

Jackie Bao

The sickest girl you will ever love.
bao
jackie
love
sick

I absolutely adore Jackie Bao, I love her with all my heart.

by RapeRapeRapeBanananannas January 25, 2009

Sand-Jacking

To masturbate without lubrication to such an extent that either a callus forms or you develop a scab, usually on the head. Primarily the habit of 12-14 year old boys who have just figured out that there's another use for their penis other than urination and don't know any better. "Super Sand-Jacking" is when someone develops a scab, but does not wait for it to heal and continues to habitually masturbate regardless of the blood and pain. It has been hypothesized that these people are usually the ones who end up addicted to "scarfing" later in life, but never been proven. "Super Sand-Jackers" that eventually find out about lubrication and other less damaging forms of masturbation and abandon this practice are "Lapsed Sand-Jackers"

I was Sand-Jacking so furiously last night I accidentally lit my boxers on fire...!

by ZStar930 January 2, 2011