When Mohammedan pirates from Somalia are not only surviving but also thriving during the coronavirus pandemic, as they justify their sea raids on the increasing number of cargo ships passing by their coastal waters because of poverty.
Unlike the Ethiopian and Kenyan seamen whose livelihoods took a nosedive during the lockdown, Somali sea thieves were doing brisk business thanks to Covid-🇸🇴.
by Covido December 25, 2020
Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists claim that global vaccination would signal to Covid-19 that its days are numbered, before it eventually gets wiped out from Earth (and possibly from other planets as well).
by Covido November 26, 2020
An acknowledgment that we have to respect rather than reject the virus—we needn’t be petrified or paralyzed by the pandemic, but we must not lose sight of the danger the virus poses, which could result in death, in the event of infection or reinfection (with or without vaccination).
After governments realized that “Zero Covid” wasn’t feasible, they reluctantly shifted their strategy to “Living with Covid-19,” as their populations reach endemicity and hopefully achieve herd immunity in a-not-too-distant future.
by MathPlus March 12, 2022
A vaccine used to give immunity or at least protection to the coronavirus. The first two for the US came out December 2020, and there are more vaccines for other countries. A third US vaccine came out March 2021. As time goes by, more people will get vaccinated and become eligible for the vaccine. So far the vaccines are only available for people as young as 16 but the vaccines are currently being tested on children. A vaccine for children could take up to the fall of 2021 to come out. Hopefully, the vaccine should be widely available in the spring of 2021, if not it will become widely available summer 2021. To reach herd immunity, we need 70-80% of the place, such as the US or a US state fully vaccinated. If 2 million people are vaccinated a day, then we could reach herd immunity as late as September or October 2021, and as early as July or August of 2021. As more people become vaccinated, things will be safer to reopen. In the spring, things with the vaccine will get better, but not many things will reopen, and hopefully the summer should not be bad if people are vaccinated, but the fall will be much better. The 2 main things that we are worried about is vaccine hesitancy due to people not being eligible for the vaccine or people refusing to get vaccinated, and the lack of a vaccine available for children, and the second thing is the variants of the virus that could make the vaccine less effective, but it seems like the vaccines offer decent protection against the variants.
I am getting my first dose of the Covid-19 vaccine tomorrow, then I get my second dose 4 weeks later!
by Avocado2004 March 08, 2021
When bad hombres plan to poison God’s “anointed one” because they are dead sick of his corona conspiracies and “cures,” and of his refusal to concede defeat in the 2020 presidential election, which he baselessly claimed to be fraudulent.
God forbids that anyone should harm the Liar-in-Chief or Pharisee-in-Chief, especially when Covid-☠️🤥 threats are disturbingly gaining more “likes” on social media.
by MathPlus November 13, 2020
irrational deranged individuals who reject all medical understanding of how to deal with a new virus disease that kills mostly old or sick people and who dont give a fuck that their stupidity put that small section of the population at risk. These people cannot distinguish between rational conspiracies and illogical foolishness.
You've got no fuck'in idea what you are talking about - I think you've caught Covid Derangement Syndrome from those conspiracy nuts you hang out with.
by Markdel April 05, 2021