smithfield high in rhode island 

smithfield high school sucks why because we have more people droping out then ever. this school and the state of Rhode islane does not want us to become grads. They are making us do this dump things called "common task" but yet they do nothing for our common good they just make us look dumb. The students get along pretty well we all love to party and have a good time. this school is bad they lock the bathrooms on you then you get bitched at cuz you were out of class for 15 mins to use the bathroom. They suspend students for no reason they have them taken off school grounds by the cops then the student gets fined. kids fail because their teacher goes and has a baby and they dont replace her so the students learn shit then they have to be graded on shit they never learned and they have to take a final exam that some bitch of a twig made up on her own and just put random shit on it that we never even heard about this school doesnt give 2 shits bout us they just want us all to go to jail for doing nothing you cant even trust anyone that works there cuz they will go an tell everyone else everything about you

me: how come i never see you in school anymore?
dropout: i dropedout,
me: oh how come you are wicked smart
dropout: because i didnt have enough common tasks to graduate.
me: thats fucked up i cant believe that smithfield high in rhode island would let you drop out because of that.
dropout: yeah rhode island schools are wack

smithfield high in rhode island by not scared to voice my own voice June 14, 2008

Long Island 

Short for Long Island Iced Tea, a powerful cocktail made with vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, sour mix and cola.

(to a bartender) "Yo, A Long Island, please."

Long Island by Bill G March 28, 2005

long island 

Uh first of all you DUMBASSES, Long Island is NOT Upstate, in fact, we only consider NYC and Long Island in New York State, Upstate is for poor famers :-)...First of all, we have the nicest beaches, shopping, cars, and houses. We have some of the best restaurants. I'm sorry that all of you that bash Long Island, but you are clearly jealous that we have money and you do not. We have the best schooling and the best of almost everything. So next time you want to diss Long Island, get your facts straight you stupid shits.

Long Island is better than you ;-)

long island by Brianne S. December 28, 2005

fantasy island 

This is a body shot done with whipped cream around the belly button, when it is an "outie". NOTE: Also can be done with a females nipple.

Dave had to resort to a fantasy island because of Sally's outie.

fantasy island by Michael DS April 16, 2008

Rhode Island Tourism 

A day's worth of activities including looking at brown rivers, old crumbling mills, a windmill they stuck on the side of the interstate, a thoroughly unimpressive skyline, a bunch of wood fires set out on the water, and wrapping it up by driving past the Big Blue Bug on the side of I-95S. Wow.

"It's hard to believe that Rhode Island Tourism is real, especially when you consider there's nothing here and most of the out-of-state plates you see are really just residents dodging the vehicle tax."

Rhode Island Tourism by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

Hello kitty fun island 

Another word for hell.Also known as Hello kitty fun island 2,78,472,and 57.

Guy 1:Fuck you

Guy 2:GASP! Your going to hello kitty fun island

Hello kitty fun island by guy who writes random stuff February 15, 2009

Long Island 

look at the map, brooklyn and queens are physically part of long island. and it's not upstate, it is the suburbs. i live in the bronx now, its not a huge difference then living in huntington, unless your retarded. you city folk need to chill and wise up.

Long Island is where many of Manhattan's most successful people live.

Long Island by ashys July 26, 2008