Suck-Up

(noun)
In short, someone who will bend over backwards to blow the guy looking over their shoulder.

An individual who makes frequent, obvious, and sometimes disingenuous attempts to impress, please, or win favor with people who are either in a position of authority over them, or who have something that they want. One can be a suck-up because they wish to gain something tangible (promotion/pay, favors, gifts, etc.) by pleasing the other person, or because of a pathological need to be liked by others, the former being more common. At least a few suck-ups can be found in most workplaces.

Similar: brown-noser, teacher's pet, kiss-ass, ass kisser, yes-man.

(verb)
To "suck up" (two words, usually not hyphenated) is the act of being a suck-up.

Similar: Brown-nose, brown-nosing, ass-kissing.
(noun)
Guy 1) Wow, dude. Jerry is running all over Hell and creation to make his boss happy. I'm surprised he hasn't bent over backwards to blow the guy yet.
Guy 2) Yeah, well promotions are right around the corner and Jerry's a world-class suck-up.

(verb)
Guy 1) Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir? Do you need a cup of coffee, perhaps?
Guy 2) Jerry, don't suck up to me. Nobody's getting Christmas bonuses this year and that includes you.
by DeltaWhiskey141 May 12, 2022
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Fun Suck

A sexual act in which one pleasures your partners phallus by mouth. This act is not to be confused with a blow "job", which involves reciprocity(ie muff diving) . A Fun Suck is performed for the pure enjoyment which comes with applying vacuum like pressure on a limp or erect phallus.
Unselfish and ready for a thrill, Becky threw Chad on the mattress and gave him a good ole fun suck.
by Meatymuff August 15, 2016
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Suck muscle

Stop working your suck muscle and get to work, you lazy bastard!
by Professor Rubow June 10, 2011
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sucking lemons

when a pirate stocks lemon on their ship to prevent scurvy
That pirate sure does like sucking lemons
by doctor kvass the anon August 15, 2021
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Sucking dick

No need for a definition we all know what that means
Man I can't belive how much dick cole sucks on the daily! Cole lobes sucking dick on the daily
by Cole is really gay January 24, 2022
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Suck ass

When person is being to extra with you, but we all know it's only for there own benefit.
You dont have to be such a suck ass Jonathon.
by Thequeenkay April 25, 2018
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birthday suck

A birthday suck is where a girl will give a guy a blowjob on his birthday. Most of the time it will end in the "birthday cream cake" in which the girl will swallow the guys cum, simulating swallowing whipped cream.

Other Names:
Birthday Suc
Birthday Sucky
Birthday Suckerburg
Lindsey gave Collin a birthday suck then a birthday cream cake. I heard she's good at it.
by Mark SuckerBurg April 03, 2018
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