Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...

Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.

by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016

2000s Internet

The state of the internet during the 2000s as well as the rise of social media. This was during a much simpler time where the internet wasn't as prominent as it was in the 2010s and people were actually outside and not glued to their phones or laptops so much.

There was also the birth of many famous websites such as Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Wikipedia, etc.

The 2000s were honestly the best decade for the internet because not only did we get so many iconic sites, but people weren't too obsessed with being online all the time. That's what makes 2000s internet much better than toxic 2010s internet

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Internet Toughness

A highly sarcastic term for machismo - implying that the person is so pathetic, they can only intimidate people online. Internet toughness is the opposite of actual toughness.

"Oh? You want to ban me? You don't have the internet toughness for that."

by spacekatgal July 13, 2009

Internet Explorer

1. The best browser to download Firefox.

2. An evil browser that is intergrated in to Windows 95 with IE4 Desktop Update, Windows 98, 98SE, Windows 2000, Windows ME, and Windows XP. And Bill says it can't be removed, but it can.

3. A tool for downloading viruses, spyware, adware, and trojans.

See firefox.

"Oh my! I just got a virus! And I keep getting them! And Internet Explorer is integrated into my OS! And I just downloaded Firefox!"

by IAmNotSashaFierce October 1, 2009

Internet Identity

Assumption of name and unique identity by which one creates a impression on the internet.

unique identity by which one creates a impression on the internet is internet identity

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

The Greater Internet

1. An idea where an item on the Internet has reached a large viewing audience over a wide range.

2. If something on the Internet has been seen by many people from different locations it has reached The Greater Internet.

Viral videos, memes, and Tosh.0 fall under The Greater Internet.

Steve. "Have you seen Mike's wipeout on Tosh.0?"

Larry. "Yeah man, he's reached The Greater Internet!"

by ryanothedyno August 6, 2011

Internet Limbo

The remnants of ones consciousness after death when one still has active email accounts and social networking accounts.

Internet Limbo lasts for as long as your email and networking accounts stay active.

or

My friend died the other day and we fear he is in internet limbo as we cant shut down his email.

by ultrareality July 28, 2011