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Wyoming wind tunnel

Pinching a woman's labia shut, and blowing her vagina full of air, then slowly letting the air escape, to create an extended pussy fart .
Well son, your moms mad as hell, because I gave her a Wyoming wind tunnel this morning !!!
by Pudknocker July 20, 2016
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wind

I'm in the wind.

Goodbye or I'll see you later (wind)
A: I'll see you later B.

B: Wind
by Tru2222 November 21, 2017
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Reap the Wild Wind

Reap the wild wind
A finger points to show a scene. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Another face where mine had been. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Another footstep where I once walked. (Take my hand)
Take it all.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
A footprint haunts an empty floor. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
A fading coat that I once wore. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Oh, desolation where I once lived.
I have seen in times gone by.
I have felt a different shadow on the wall,
A stranglehold on a certain feeling.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
by Death Menace April 16, 2023
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Ancient Wind

A fart that had refused to release moments previous. When released, it smells rancid and horrible enough for people to vomit.
Kamden: Ewww, dude! Did you just fart?
Chad: Yeah man! It was some of that good ol' ancient wind too!
by Karambyte January 19, 2022
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Brown Wind Of Doom

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.
I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.
by 2chair May 22, 2015
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Belgian wind devil

When you are doing the 69 pose with someone and you wrap your legs around the head of the top person, then push their head as hard as you can down. The let out a nasty fart in their face and hold them as long as you can.
Last night i had sex with this girl, and did a Belgian wind devil on her, she did not like it.
by Rosse zot February 26, 2020
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