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Hypermodernism

A reaction against the deconstructive nihilism of Postmodernism. A Hypermodernist believes that the end result of all human activity is a well-ordered universe devoted to experiencing life in all the myriad ways possible based on fundamental objective truth that can only be experienced subjectively, mediated by physical sense organs in the physical world and enhanced through technology.

On the hypermodernism spectrum there is nihilism on one hand (there are no absolute moral values), and complete Hypermodernism on the other (Moral values consistently change as the universe evolves; they are set by human authorities and must accord with a rational "Principle of Utility", furthermore, objective moral value can be determined purely through subjective observation of an underlying objective reality.)

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Example:

Mum the Potter: Rejection of self-reported data and all media as implicitly distorted and corrupt is a fundamental aspect of the Postmodernist way of thought.

Sally the Drummer: Those Postmods can't touch the absolute validity of the Hypermods and their new Hypermodernism . Shite, contrarily I contend with the hypermods that truth exists, we have access to it despite our implicit biases, and we can use that truth, so discovered, to solve temporal problems causing unnecessary suffering in our world. Amen.

Mum: Sounds like a Marxist plot.

Sally: Maybe. I guess we'll see.

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I'm practice Hypermodernism because I believe subjectively discovered truths lead to greater control of the underlying ultimate objective reality.
by Jordan B. Peterson November 18, 2017
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Hyperloop

The act of two men simultaneously sodomizing each other. For best results try a combining scissoring with the double squat position.
I caught my fiancé hyperlooping our gardener yesterday afternoon.
by Bouvers March 26, 2019
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hyperfuck

Two people fuck at an incredible rate and speed, that is creates an low audible hum or buzz. Often similar to the sounds of a space ship going into hyperspeed.
Bro didn't you fuck Bethany last night? How'd that go?
Dude we hyperfuck so hard, my dick almost took off like a rocket ship.
by TrackDaddy December 26, 2019
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hybernation sickness

In StarWars its when your in carbon freeze for too long and your all disoriented and you cant see. These symptoms pass with time. In the real world its when you sleep for too long and your all groggy, headachey, and have blurred vision. Also passes w/ time.
Dan: Dude i nodded off for a quick jedi nap and i woke up w/ hybernation sickness.

Bob: Sux
by Darth Bugga January 13, 2009
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hype bro

The ultimate friendship that can't be broken they fight together like batman and robin all the girls love them but they can't accept.The hypebros are sick at all video games an shit like that
by ChazHype January 29, 2017
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Hyped up

(To) Hype up means to feel overly confident in yourself for a brief moment and lose control through being overly happy and having an adrenaline rush.
Mostly in cases you get hyped up to music and dance and sing or your friends making you feel like a bad bitch and you can't control your happiness.
"Amanda is hella hyped up look at her feelin herself on the dance floor"
"Man I'm so hyped up I can't stop smiling"
by Meu26x July 2, 2017
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hype as fuck

a moment of heightened adrenalin or also used to describe something of mepic proportions
"Adam Ballin was HYPE AS FUCK last night at the party"

"That party on Friday is going to be HYPE AS FUCK!"
by TEIR DIRT & RobotScreaming February 3, 2009
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