Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work
Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”
by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023
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Wise guy hump

Someone who is an obsessive fanboy over the mob whether that be over the lives they lives or just mob movies
by Chemisfff May 11, 2023
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National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect
Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people
by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 25, 2019
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hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
by powerpuffhoes November 12, 2017
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Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee
Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump
by 😂bitchin! November 09, 2017
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
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pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.
Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.
by Mayhematty January 23, 2018
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