heavy gay

There are levels of Gay:
Level 1: Poof
Level 2: Gay
Level 3: Heavy Gay

Heavy Gay is the peak of gayness, it means that the gay in question is so gay they rape any object that resembles a man's bum.

Non-Gay dude 1: So whats up man
Non-Gay dude2: Nothing
Heavy Gay dude: I wanna rape you!!!!
Non- Gay dudes: Go away you heavy gay man.

by Yazic fae da Grammar November 10, 2009

heaven

Heaven is like the moment of clarity that our souls receive when we die. It spends a lifetime answering all the questions that we never knew the answers to, it makes us see beautiful things that earth cannot provide us with, and people we loved and lost are united with us again. Heaven is everything that we want it to be.

The Christian view seems to me as if you’ll never go to heaven unless you do everything that God supposedly wants you to do and throughout your life you must live free of sin, or at least repent it afterwards. It seems a fairly corrupt system that they seem to use as a guilt trip against us to make us start believing. I know my opinion isn’t important, nor does it have to be believed, but there’s a Heaven for every one of us out there, no matter what we’ve done, I’m sure of it; while we’re here though we can make Heaven ourselves through love and through the beauty around us.

On earth, heaven is a feeling, whilst through death it becomes a place.

1. when i die, i'll go to heaven, cause i've been good

2. i'm so in love with you, it feels like heaven

by Tom Reeves April 2, 2005

Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss

when two people touch each others noses together while head banging to heavy metal music, this may result in a broken nose

"ahh dude my nose is broken"
"well waht do u expect u tried to give some one a penguin kiss while they wer headbanging"
"well it was a heavy metal penguin kiss"

by john jacob April 11, 2006

heaven

Where the cool people go when they die. It's a concept that scares both the god-fearing man and the athiest. Let's face it... if it didn't, we wouldn't bother defining it.

I sure hope there's no heaven, cuz i won't get to go anyway.

by nephi November 7, 2003

heavy hitter

used often on this radio station: Power 106. This term is oftened used to associate a particular song that has high acclaim, very good feedback, or has been requested numerous amount of times because it sounds awesome, nice, off-the-hook, gangster, dope, etc.

You hear that one song on the radio? That one's definitely a HEAVY HITTER!

by Starbind69 September 17, 2008

heaven and hell

Subjective first-person account of Aldous Huxley's multiple mescaline experiences.

After reading heaven and hell, I (i) itched to get some mescaline into my brain and (ii) resolved to never trip while in an art gallery. Such activity generates verbal diarrhea.

by snaab April 8, 2005

heavy pop

music created by any of the twenty million supposed 'heavy metal' bands whose songwriting theory extends no farther than shameless commmercialism, or whether or not thirteen year old girls will like it.

"nickelback isn't metal you retard, it's heavy pop."

"i'm really sick of all the cloned heavy pop bands that just keep turning out garbage in the hopes it will sell."

by carltonfunkbass July 11, 2009