nephi's definitions

heaven

Where the cool people go when they die. It's a concept that scares both the god-fearing man and the athiest. Let's face it... if it didn't, we wouldn't bother defining it.

I sure hope there's no heaven, cuz i won't get to go anyway.

by nephi November 7, 2003

TMNN

(abbr.) Teenage Mutants Ninja Nephi

TMNNs are the teenage cloned spawns of Nephi (From W.Aust) & Helor. They form the basis for their dark legion of warriors.

The mere mention of TMNNs to most people can cause great amounts of pain / suffering / displeasure / fear to occur.

Run, save yourselves. The TMNNs are here. *insert blood curdling scream*

by Nephi April 19, 2005