Definitions by carltonfunkbass
ETS
man 1: "hey, have you heard Fear the Awakening's new song 'the Totally Unnecessary Bath and the Excessive Taint Scrubbing'?"
man2: "yeh, that's funny, i gave your mother an ETS last night."
man 1: "dink."
man2: "yeh, that's funny, i gave your mother an ETS last night."
man 1: "dink."
ETS by carltonfunkbass March 3, 2010
heavy pop
music created by any of the twenty million supposed 'heavy metal' bands whose songwriting theory extends no farther than shameless commmercialism, or whether or not thirteen year old girls will like it.
"nickelback isn't metal you retard, it's heavy pop."
"i'm really sick of all the cloned heavy pop bands that just keep turning out garbage in the hopes it will sell."
"i'm really sick of all the cloned heavy pop bands that just keep turning out garbage in the hopes it will sell."
heavy pop by carltonfunkbass July 11, 2009
heinissitude
"your heinissitude is heinouser than the heinousness of all other heinouses."
"your heinissitude is showing."
"your heinissitude is showing."
heinissitude by carltonfunkbass May 9, 2009
vicinitudinous
vicinitudinous by carltonfunkbass May 6, 2009