helmfast

A term used in which to describe confusion/ lost-ness

Someone who will find themselves in a 'helmfast' situation will most commonly seem to be lost or confused.

Misunderstanding terms/ words as a portrait for another meaning/ word can also be classed as a 'helmfast'

A: Grab us some nibbles

B: Nipples??

A: lol, what a helmfast!

or

A: I swear I was at 21st

B: No you are at the shire

A: But... wait, I turned left?

B: ..sigh... helmfast

by flappers2000 January 17, 2011

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HELMATIZED

THE ACT OF BEING DETOURED FROM THE TASK AT HAND DUE TO THINGS SUCH AS CELL PHONE USE, CHATTING NOGGIN'S OFF, AND, DISCUSSING ALL TERRAIN VEHICLES.

"MICHAEL STANLEY HAS BEEN HELMATIZED MOST OF THE DAY, TODAY."

by DUDEFACEKILLAINMANILLA October 18, 2011

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Related Words

helmet • helm • helmet head • helmi • Helmut • helmer • helmsdeep • helmy • helmet hair • helmick

Helmet [Hel-mit]

Noun-

1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal

2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)

Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc

Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind

1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!

by MetalVero420/Cracky McCrackinz May 23, 2013

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