Hot Hat

A process by which one defecates into a hat, and then places it either on his own head or that of another person.

Can be used in place of a Hot Carl when times are rough.

Now I owe Hammerstone 20 bucks, goddamn it! I borrowed his Cubs cap a few weeks ago and I was set to return it to him on Friday. But today at work, I had such a hankering for a Hot Carl that I couldn't wait until 5 o'clock to go home and get my cellophane, so I gave myself a Hot Hat.

by David B. Cool October 13, 2004

Ass Hat

a person so close to recycling themselves - shoving their head up their own ass- that they wear their ass as a hat.

That guy is a serious asshat!

by Pin January 4, 2005

put a hat on it

This is another way of saying 'wear a condom'

if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Hat Trick

Achieving orgasm in each orifice of your girlfriend/wife/wife's sister, during sex.

Dude, i scored a hat trick last night!

by Favilicious April 3, 2003

knitting a hat

Hard, long sex

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!

by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015

Serbian Hat

When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.

"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"

by _po_gv September 9, 2023

Hop-A-Hat

A game played when trying to get in and out of a room in which hours of sex has occurred. Thus creating a number of discarded used condoms (hats). Hop scotching around the hats.

I got up in the middle of the night to use the rest room and had to hop over 10 used hats in order to do so. Hence hop-a-hat.

by Wall-I November 12, 2019