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helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.
When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’
by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021
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Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.
"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"
by Tridents March 30, 2025
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The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
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Saigon Handshake

When a hooker faces you, then reaches behind and between her legs to give you a handjob.
Made 3 sales after getting a Saigon Handshake at lunch.
by DeTower November 11, 2020
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Hartlepool Handshake

North-east England equivalent of a 'Glasgow Kiss' - a headbutt.
"Well officer, the gentleman in question was proving to be most argumentitive, so I gave him a Hartlepool Handshake and went on my way"
by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025
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Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
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Cypriot Handshake

A method of greeting people in which you kiss the tip of their toes and then their forehead.
I saw Denise give John a Cypriot handshake when they met on Saturday she kissed his big toe and then his forehead.
by Softy101 September 12, 2021
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