A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.
by RunningWolf January 18, 2015
The most amazing song on the face of the earth. It should honestly be the song that we sing after school everyday and worship in halo temples.
by FriendOfPatdumb January 09, 2020
A halo scrape is when a guy has sex with a woman and then uses his penis like a paintbrush and the cum like paint and paints around the woman's anus. The guy then has anal sex with the woman and uses the cum like paint and paints around the woman's vagina. He then licks the cum off of both the anus and the vagina.
by NewmanLove August 19, 2015
The hit sequel to halo: combat evolved released in 2004.
There are a few modes in Halo 2, including a story and multiplayer.
The story follows this green space turbo virgin called master chief and this dinosaur alien fucker called the arbiter. Basically they're on opposite sides of the human-covenant war.
Next up is the multiplayer. Instead of a magnum meta, the go to weapon in Halo 2 is the Battle Rifle (BR55). Fires 3 round bursts and kills in 4 bursts to the head. Unlike Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 3, the bullets in this game are hitscan instead of projectile. That means wherever you are, as long as the crosshair is over the target, it'll hit.
It is also objectively the best halo game
There are a few modes in Halo 2, including a story and multiplayer.
The story follows this green space turbo virgin called master chief and this dinosaur alien fucker called the arbiter. Basically they're on opposite sides of the human-covenant war.
Next up is the multiplayer. Instead of a magnum meta, the go to weapon in Halo 2 is the Battle Rifle (BR55). Fires 3 round bursts and kills in 4 bursts to the head. Unlike Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 3, the bullets in this game are hitscan instead of projectile. That means wherever you are, as long as the crosshair is over the target, it'll hit.
It is also objectively the best halo game
by AntiCaesar October 11, 2019
An Halo moment is when a Elite preferred species player joins a lobby full of regular Spartan models and proceed to call him racial slurs
*An Elite Preferred species player join a game of Halo 3's High Ground*
"ATTENTION EVERYONE, THERE IS AN ELITE PREFERRED SPECIES IN THE LOBBY. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO."
*Game chat filled with racial slurs*
*Elite preferred species leaves the game*
"Halo Moment."
"ATTENTION EVERYONE, THERE IS AN ELITE PREFERRED SPECIES IN THE LOBBY. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO."
*Game chat filled with racial slurs*
*Elite preferred species leaves the game*
"Halo Moment."
by Obedientsole64 July 01, 2023
by Dangermou5 December 20, 2021
The period of socially acceptable time after a purchase, in which to freeload.
For example, time in which to use wi-fi / tables / sockets / toilets in a coffee house or restaurant, which extends from the point of ordering of a meal or drink, to the point at which one is asked to leave or the (usually justified) passive aggression of serving staff becomes a distraction to work. Length of time is proportional to value of the purchase, size of tip and quality of your small talk or flirting, with said staff.
For example, time in which to use wi-fi / tables / sockets / toilets in a coffee house or restaurant, which extends from the point of ordering of a meal or drink, to the point at which one is asked to leave or the (usually justified) passive aggression of serving staff becomes a distraction to work. Length of time is proportional to value of the purchase, size of tip and quality of your small talk or flirting, with said staff.
Bustling pointedly past my table for the 25th time in 10 minutes, the waiter eyed me unpleasantly and loudly mentioned to his colleague about how busy it seemed in here today. The purchase halo of my small filter coffee had long since dwindled below the locally acceptable dimensions: we were in the end-game now.
by coffeecoffeeblahblahblah September 09, 2018