Greasy Sweet 

Something perfect, or better than perfect. Not to be confused with bitter sweet.

Did you see that remix? It was greasy sweet!

Greasy Sweet by Dimitri Lousteau June 20, 2010

Biromantic Greysexual

This is someone who is romantically attracted to two or more genders but experience very little sexual attraction.

What is your sexuality? Biromantic Greysexual

Biromantic Greysexual by Giggles_is_dead November 2, 2020

Greatest Freak Out Ever 

A popular series of YouTube videos in which a kid named Jack videotapes the explosive temper tantrums, shouting matches, and other bad behavior of his older brother Steven. The original video has over 66 million views, and is notorious for showing Steven strip down to his boxers in a rage and shove a remote into his rear. The authenticity of the videos is uncertain, with some convinced that the videos are real, while others think the videos are acted.

Typical YouTube comments for Greatest Freak Out Ever:

"What the heck?"

"This kid needs to be beaten up."

"fake"

"fake and gay"

"fake"

"Who cares if it's fake just watch the damn video!"

Greatest Freak Out Ever by goodgeneraletrius October 9, 2012

greasy feel 

When someone's body composition has a higher percentage of grease than water.

Look at Frankie Belluci, that guy's got a greasy feel.

greasy feel by horsecheese101 April 7, 2015

Greasy Cucumber 

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017

queef greased 

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

queef greased by Tbird January 24, 2007

Greasy Varesi 

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

Greasy Varesi by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019