full-frontal freakout

noun; a particularly extreme psychological or emotional reaction to a situation

"When Karen caught me macking on her best friend, she tore me a new one in front of everybody at the club. Crying, screaming, throwing shit: you know, the full-frontal freakout."

by stickyshift May 22, 2006

home-front jody

Is a guy that sneeks in on your girl. While he knows everything that you did wrong in your relationship, from your now ex telling him everything while you were together. He uses thus knowledge to make you look worse than you are, and make him seem like a knight in shinning armor. Inevitably gaining access to the panties. Once a HFJ starts in on her shes gone, move on. Though its near impossible to get her back it can be done. You have the decision to make, can you trust her again or not. A real woman will not be taken away by a HFJ, they will stay and work it out. Home-front jodys are scum of the earth and are not real men. Most of them are pussies that only want one thing and thats that good good you had at one point. Dont waste to much on them, chances are they will not keep her long, and wont meet you anywhere to hash it out like a man should do. In fact the only thing they will do besides previously stated is get her to treat you like shit and make you feel like you did something wrong. Dont worry if a HFJ steals your girl cause there are better females out there and you dont need a ratchet like her anyway.

Frank: Yo, my girl has this friend that's a guy. They talk a lot but she swears it's only a friendship.

Bob: Man watch her and maybe dont let them talk as much, sounds like a Home-front Jody to me.

Frank: Oh shit you think?!?!

Bob: Yeah I'm sure.

A WEEK LATER

Frank: You were right she left me for him. Hes staying at her place now. They even do all the things we didn't. She told me she just couldnt be in a relationship at this point in life!?!

Bob: Did you believe her?

Frank: At first I did, until 2 days later they were kickin it........ Man I hate Grimmey ass Ratchets like both of them!

Bob: Sorry bro I warned ya man. Lets hit the strip club.

by Ankie October 24, 2013

Front Door Man

NOUN - Def. 1 - A pussy, fag, of a man who wakes up early six days a week, reports to a horrendously shitty job, comes home to no prepared dinner, pays all the bills, and drives a mini-van when all the while his old lady bones the back door man.

Def. 2 - A cuckold

Tim is definitely a front door man. His old lady is boning the pool boy while he's out slavin'for pennies.

by Howard Alan S. August 9, 2007

back to front

cunt

hes a right back to front

by sylvia wright August 5, 2003

frontload

1. to get a horrendous beating in a sport or other competitive activity

2. to drink such a tremendous amount of alcohol that you make a fool of yourself, throw up and fall down

How was the game last night?
Terrible, we got frontloaded.

Dude you were frontloaded last night.
I wish I could remember. Did I have fun?

by zallp August 16, 2009

frontal

When you have a weggie in your vag. The beginning stages of the dreaded CAMEL TOE!!!

O god this frontal just broke my hymen.

vagina weggie pussy nasty camel toe
taco

by brandi girl-perv November 7, 2009

front door

First hit from a joint, blunt, pipe, or bong. It is most often given to the person who rolled or loaded the weed, but in some circles this person must call front door.

Stoner 1: You want back door on the next joint?

Stoner 2: No, give me the weed and I'll roll it. I want front door.

by Sean Quixote January 17, 2006