Forced Commando

When you have to sacrifice your underwear because there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Joe: Gross! did you see those shitty underwear in the bathroom stall?
Mike: Those were mine. They didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my undies. Now I'm Forced Commando.

by Baracus March 21, 2019

Ford

The Greatest Car company ever.

*2028*
My friend:Yo check out my new chevy!
Me:*Smashes Window*GET A FORD. EXPERIENCE GREATNESS.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019

ford city high school

A school located in Ford City, PA. I went there from fall 2012 to spring 2015. It was warm and welcoming. I met some lifelong friends there. The school was over a hundred years old and felt like home. That was before the inbred, tyrannical, conceited, river rats of Kittanning decided to close it and open a piece of shit school that does not deserve to be named here.

Person: Hey I heard that guy had an enriching and memorable high school experience where they formed great friendships and got a quality education.

Other Person: Yeah, he went to Ford City High School

by youraveragewoketardfeminist23 November 21, 2019

Ford

The excuse for being gay and also really restarted

F.ucking
O.wners
R.eally
D.umb

Hey nice ford did you just pick it up ass a joke or are you retarted

by Chevys better December 11, 2019

Ford

The excuse for being gay and also really restarted

F.ucking
O.wners
R.eally
D.umb

Hey nice ford did you just pick it up ass a joke or are you retarted

by Chevys better December 11, 2019

Forced Savings

(1) The process of paying off a mortgage is "forced savings." As one's home appreciates in value while simultaneously the balance owed is paid down over the years, the process accumulates wealth for the homeowner whether or not they intend to do it. The bank doesn't really give you many options to stop paying either.
(2) The practice of advancing clocks in warmer months against the will of the people.

A mortgage is truly a forced savings account that has helped many people build wealth over time.

by petedrover July 25, 2020

Ford Courier

Ford Couriers aren't the best cars but will out do a Patrol if you've done up the car the right way and some times earn the "Toyota recovery vehicle badge" they love the 32's and front lockers and a 2" lift kit, she'll be taking you anywhere.

"just got a front locker for the old Ford courier," "bet it still wont beat the Prado" next minute "HOW!!"

A Ford Courier is a beast off road if done up right.

did you see the old Ford Courier out do the prado?? well shes a bloody ripper mate might have get one

by ford is best May 27, 2020