Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.
by juulbreel March 18, 2020

If the head blows it transforms into a steam train
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation
by Jessejw October 6, 2020

Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!
"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
by CanadianPancake April 12, 2021

n: I'm Nathaniel Ford and I want to spend the rest of my life with you
1 month later
n: I love someone else
1 month later
n: I love someone else
by Therealsmartass October 30, 2023

by JMJCRS July 9, 2021

by JoeMama170 September 17, 2023

A guy who's can't hold a relationship to save his life and is gonna die a virgin. He uses his truck as compensation and has an insatiable thirst for nicotine.
by Azclake February 12, 2020
