University of Florida 

A university in florida located in Gainesville otherwise known as "the swamp." It's located in the middle of nowhere and there's pretty much nothing to do? They are the gators and they have not been ranked in the top 10 rankings for college football in years. Their team sucks and they like to tackle each other instead of the opposing team. The students and the fans are a bunch of white trash hillbillies and many of them are inbreds. it is not unusual especially in florida p to be at Walmart and see a redneck with a mullet and only 2 teeth with a gator shirt on. Gator fans are unusually proud of their team but nobody really knows why because there is nothing to be proud of. You will find hundreds of UF alumni at any one of their games and they like to tailgate and get so drunk they won't remember the game because they know they are going to get destroyed. Many of the alumnis are either unemployed or they work at a fast food restaurant, many of them don't have much going for them.

"I hate flipping burgers making minimum wage." Well maybe you shouldn't have gone to the a University of Florida!"

University of Florida by Awesomenessbruhh February 16, 2015

Jacksonville, Florida 

The breeding grounds of Marching Band people. They migrate there between december and January, and then everythinggg happens.

I went up to a band bus in Jacksonville, Florida and some crazy shit was happening there, mann.

Jacksonville, Florida by birdsarecwazy12321 April 27, 2010

university of west florida 

The place that grade A students drop their acceptances to West Point in order to follow their guinea pig eating girl friend whose had terrible names like Nutella, Oobaldina, Fudwaga, and usually have a generic Mexican last name

Kyle gave up West Point to go to University of west Florida

university of west florida by JTLawson April 20, 2017

South Florida sauce pan 

While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.

Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.

South Florida sauce pan by Suck my Whole Kevin November 2, 2015

Hawthorne (Florida) 

Also referred to as Gotham City, Hawthorne Florida is a quaint little town in between Gainesville and Palatka. No one knows where Hawthorne is. The middle/high school is arguably the best 1A basketball team there is but not much of anything else in other sports. Everyone knows everyone around and there's no known diseases found in Hawthorne unlike the neighboring cities of Interlachen, Ocala, Palatka.

Where are you from?

Hawthorne (Florida)!
Where?

Gainesville....

Hawthorne (Florida) by The real White Mike January 19, 2017

Fountain florida 

Home of the Crack heads, meth heads, and pit heads.

Oh, youre a drug dealer. You must be from Fountain Florida.

Fountain florida by Pinky09181992 April 6, 2017

Bell Florida

A small country town thats the closest you can come to hick in Central Florida. Welcome to moonshine runners and redneck tornado watchers.

That boy Chad sure acts like he's from Bell Florida, with his bulldogged Ford F150 and his Colt Ford blasting through the system his daddy bought him.

Bell Florida by SSJ4GOGETA January 12, 2020