Felchman

Felchman

Function: noun

Etymology: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching".

1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.

2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.

Scott: Did John come home last night?
Steve: Nope, went out for "1 drink" and never came back.
Scott: Probably spent all night in a state of inebriated debauchery.
Steve: Yea, Felchman is disgusting.

by JCNJ9 February 19, 2010

fence-filla

When someone runs into a fence with a car

or

when someone runs into your fence with a car.

1. dude that girl totally fence-fillaed me yesterday!

2. i heard that girl really likes to fence-filla!

by CBrantley April 2, 2010

Felch

Sucking custard through a rubber tea towel holder

Felching

by Nathanial Brash August 15, 2010

fanchise

A fan of some series that seems to have permission from the original copyright holders to make merchandise, regardless of being parody or not.

It appears the creator of Yugioh:The Abridged Series has a fanchise going on. The creators of Yugioh apparently really liked his work, and he hasn't gotten in trouble for the merchandise that he sells even though some of it isn't really a parody.

by Gorago August 25, 2010

Fence Fucker

Someone who consistently oversteps their bounds in an offensive manner. Such as taking the last beer when they didn't even buy it, using your car without asking, borrowing things without leaving any form of notification, pursuing ulterior motives with your significant other, secretly stealing your cigarettes or dip while you sleep or blatantly to your face, and similar actions.

Sven took the rest of the beer before we woke up! He didn't even buy it! What a Fence Fucker!

by Dynastyking79 January 17, 2012

Fence hang

When one is outside and hangs on a fence whilst squatting for a shit

Fam im busting for a shit but there's no toilets!

Dude we're on a field, just fence hang!!

by Chunk-7912 August 20, 2013

fence rabbit

An annoying feral cat that is always causing problems, making you want to shoot it off your fence like a gallery target.

That dern fence rabbit is really tickin' me off! I'm gonna pop that little bastard!

by ChillyWilly82 June 6, 2014