by Gigiagustino September 11, 2010
Get the Evonne mug.Porn star who inserted his entire nutsack into a woman's asshole while also managing insert his penis into her extremely loose vagina.
Famous Quotes:
"I'm fittin' to go try dis at home"
"Asshole won't let my nuts out"
"Aww nigga"
"Freak dat bitch out then Tone"
"Spread dem ass cheeks girl"
Famous Quotes:
"I'm fittin' to go try dis at home"
"Asshole won't let my nuts out"
"Aww nigga"
"Freak dat bitch out then Tone"
"Spread dem ass cheeks girl"
Example: "After our first date together, we went to back to my apartment where she asked me to freak her out like Tony Eveready."
by T361T April 16, 2008
Get the Tony Eveready mug.Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.
As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.
In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"
As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.
In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"
by el aficionado October 30, 2013
Get the I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! mug.This girl is the most unique person I have ever met. She has perfectly tan skin and beautiful brown eyes. Her hair can be VERY pretty but when it is straightened she looks like a model. She has amazing fashion sense! She is pretty stuburn, but her other amazing characteristics cover-up her stuburness. She can be serious or insanely funny. Whatever way she acts, she is an all-around great girl and an awesome friend you want to have your whole life.
evelina is an amazing girl.
by gabby727ily November 19, 2011
Get the evelina mug.An Evie is a girl who was given that name and does not deserve to be sexualised as not everyone is in to that. No one deserves to be sexualised and people need to stop. Evie is a pretty name that belongs to strong, independent women. She is not a slut and does not sleep with every guy because she may not be interested in guys.
Evie is so nice!
by ObnoxiousFeministGirl May 21, 2018
Get the Evie mug.The most beautiful, amazing, kindest, girl in the world.
Damn.
i dated an evelyn before.
She was crazy gorgeous and all the guys would try to get at her.
But she's not a slut, we dated for almost a year and she never flirted with other guys.
Evelyn's are faithful girls,
You'd be lucky to even be bestfriends with an evelyn!
i'd give anything to be with her again,
She gave the best hugs, too!
Evelyn's are the nicest girls you'll ever meet.
She'd always go out of her way to do kind things for others.
She NEVER forgot when our anniversaries were, and we'd go on cute dates to anywhere.
even if we'd go just to a park, she'd make the time worth a while.
Now that we aren't together, i realize what i lost.
If you ever date an evelyn, i'm warning you, don't let her go. ever.
Damn.
i dated an evelyn before.
She was crazy gorgeous and all the guys would try to get at her.
But she's not a slut, we dated for almost a year and she never flirted with other guys.
Evelyn's are faithful girls,
You'd be lucky to even be bestfriends with an evelyn!
i'd give anything to be with her again,
She gave the best hugs, too!
Evelyn's are the nicest girls you'll ever meet.
She'd always go out of her way to do kind things for others.
She NEVER forgot when our anniversaries were, and we'd go on cute dates to anywhere.
even if we'd go just to a park, she'd make the time worth a while.
Now that we aren't together, i realize what i lost.
If you ever date an evelyn, i'm warning you, don't let her go. ever.
Bro #1: "Wow dude you dated her?"
Bro #2: "yeah and i regret breaking up with her too, she was such an Evelyn."
Bro #1: "Your loss, bro!"
Guy #1: "That girl is such an Evelyn! look at the way she walks!"
Guy#2: "DAMN! I'd love to be her boyfriend!"
Bro #2: "yeah and i regret breaking up with her too, she was such an Evelyn."
Bro #1: "Your loss, bro!"
Guy #1: "That girl is such an Evelyn! look at the way she walks!"
Guy#2: "DAMN! I'd love to be her boyfriend!"
by fuckmylifebro October 26, 2011
Get the Evelyn mug.Someone who has a beautiful, precious, and caring heart. He is so extremely handsome and can make you easily fall in love with his beautiful eyes, and big smile. When you hug him you immediately feel safe and at home. He makes love the greatest feeling in the world, and never fails to make someone happy. He is the most loving, selfless, kind-hearted, caring, and respectful guy anyone would be lucky enough to know let alone love. This is the type of guy you’d want to be your boyfriend for he has the most respect and shows you off like your his most prized possession. He is inspiring, and strong and unbelievably perfect. Anyone would be lucky enough to know an evan, but if you are able to fall in love with one... get ready for the greatest experience of your life in the most positive and happiest way.
by IloveEvanCC September 27, 2018
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