eggsactly

when you say exactly but wrongfully.

“wow i guess your right”. EGGSACTLY.

by manjeetthebomb November 21, 2018

eggstistentialist

A foolish person, usually small in the genitalia area.

Marc claimed to be an eggstistentialist, however, his co-workers knew he had a penis resembling that of a shriveled bratwurst.

by Marc Armbuster. April 28, 2003

where was it?who was there?were there egg's?

the coolest phrase the CNP made up all by herself and now is commonly used by the wilson children now:)

"heyy wat r yall doing blah blah blah"
"where was it?who was there?were there egg's?"

by sausage and eggs April 6, 2008

eggshen

crazy fucking old guy that has a lazy eye, is slunched over, and has a limp

that eggshen motherfucker bugged the crap outta me so i kicked his fucken cane from under him

by kiko March 8, 2005

eggsbocks

The word that comes out when someone of Slavic descent attempts to say "X-box". Most commonly heard when talking to customer support.

"Heelow I wheelcome yew to eggsbocks thresixty customer surport how may I healp yew pleece?"

by KarlosVentura November 16, 2013

Eggslot

When a female human is transformed into a mermaid, her lower half is replaced with a fin, leaving no place for a vagina. This process results in only an eggslot in which mermaid eggs are birthed out of.

"Wait a second, do mermaids have vaginas?"
"Nah man they just have eggslots!"

by Pilsner69 August 15, 2016

eggstench

when you haven't showered for 5 days and you peel back your foreskin

"dude my mum has eggstench"

by bofadeezcruztynutz May 27, 2018