Eddie

Name

Eddie is my friend

by Salieghs_dad November 23, 2021

Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.

"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"

by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021

Eddie

Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.

Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?

Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.

by andrea63278879603 November 23, 2021

Eddie

He us tall.

Lebron James: IS THAT EDDIE??!?! HE IS SO TALL!!

by Lord01191 November 23, 2021

Eddie

the coolest guy you'll ever meet, he will care for you and help you when your down. he will always be there in the good and bad times. hes mainly short and plays video games but he's very smart and popular, he plays soccer and doesn't care who tf you are he will care more than anyone. never ever lose him because you will regret ever losing such an amazing person. cheer him up when he feels down and support him in anyway. Eddie if you see this.... have a nice birthday ^^

Person1: " hey do you know eddie? "
person2: " omg yes! he's the sweetest person i've ever met! "

by hahagg100% May 16, 2023

The Eddie Huang syndrome

The Eddie Huang Syndrome, TEHS is a form of echopraxia. The way this differs from normal echopraxia is that THES is when someone is intimitating The child form of Eddie Huang, the main character on a comedy show from 2015 called fresh off the boat.

He has The Eddie Huang Syndrome.

by Ediiehuangg May 26, 2023

Eddie

A beautiful and sensitive soul. His heart beats with a rhythm that captivates everyone around him. Despite his nonchalant behavior, he is very kind and emotional. He cares about how others perceive him. He prefers 1-1 time with loved ones and has anxiety when introduced into crowds. He is gorgeous. the arch of his nose, his thick eyebrows and his warm smile. He is best matched with someone who is understanding and forgiving, because he often gets jealous and has a small temper due to his overwhelming desire to be loved. he needs someone to love him unconditionally, and someone who listens. because he doesn't talk much, most of his friends are very talkative.

"Whos is that?"
"oh thats sevs boyfriend Eddie"
"She is so lucky to have Eddie"
"im sure he feels the same way"

by big0tkiller June 11, 2023